Makin Love

The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife,  I go down and
gently tickle the back of her knees,  she floats 6 inches above a da bed
in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies.
Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah
kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet  wiz
mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure  ecstasy."

The redneck says,
"That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady,  I git
out of bed, walk over to the winder  and wipe my weener on the curtains.
She hits the freakin' ceiling."