Internet Jokes: A Spooky Story

Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears a.......

BUMP...

BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster he looks back,

and makes out the image of an upright

coffin banging its way down the middle

of the street towards him

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,

the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...

faster...

BUMP...

BUMP....

BUMP.

He runs up to his door,

fumbles with his keys, opens the door,

rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the coffin crashes through his

door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...

clappity-BUMP...

on the heels of the terrified man....

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,

the man locks himself in. His heart is

pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .

With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the

door. Bumping and clapping towards him.

The man screams and reaches for

something heavy, anything ...

his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of

ROBITUSSIN .

Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as

hard as he can at the apparition,

and...

the coffin stops.

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