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John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided
they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second
wedding. They were discussing the details with their
friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a traditional bridal
gown and she started describing the dress she was planning
to wear. One of her friends asked what color shoes she had
to go with the dress. Nancy replied, "Silver."

At that point, John chimed in, "Yep silver - - to match
her hair."


Shooting a glaring look at John's bald spot, Nancy's
friend said, "So John, I guess you are going barefoot."