Alcohol Abuse

Here's a really good one:

I decided to add Google Ads to my joke blog last week. Google selects ads based on the content of the blog (a robot crawls the entries). As I was reviewing a post I made this evening, I noticed that the ad prominently displayed at the top of my blog was -

Alcohol Abuse
Highest Success Rate in the Country Private, Inpatient Rehab Facility

LMAO!