Lifesavers

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say:

"Red, cherry . . . yellow, lemon . . . green, lime . . . orange, orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," she said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her Lifesaver and yelled: "Oh my God! They're assholes!"