Airline Attendents

To all airline CEOs,

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking'
strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old
and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore,
so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the
alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going
in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman
in this country would start flying again, hoping to see
naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching
halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have
to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton