Top Ten Reasons Golf is Better than Sex

Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why  Golf Is Better Than Sex:

10. A below par performance is considered damn good.
9.  You can  stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8.  It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
7.  Foursomes are encouraged.
6.  You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5.  Three times a day is possible.
4.  Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3.  If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every  day.
2.  You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished

And the #1 reason why Golf is better than Sex...
If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!